I'm back.

I've been gone for a bit, but I'm planning to do a better job updating.

If I talked to my wife this way...

not only would she not make me coffee, I wouldn't be getting "anything" for my birthday. It's a good thing that I don't drink coffee.

Miracle diet of the ages!!!

Imagine eating everything you wanted and never having to worry about gaining weight.  Well, people could with these wonderful jar packed, sanitized tape worms.  At least they're easy to swallow!

Ruining Self Esteem one dress at a time

I know that Lane Bryant is marketed to women with curves.  I didn't know that they called their customers Chubbies!  I feel bad for the little girls that had their feelings hurt by ads like this one. 

They like that you keep your Oncologist in business...

A doctor today would never suggest that you smoke a certain brand of cigarettes.  Camel did it though.  The guy probably became an Oncologist to help the people that he helped become cancer ridden. 

It's time to start your Christmas Shopping.

This one is a little bit sexist, but it definitely would make Christmas shopping easier.  Guys seem to never know what their wives want, but this can save some time.  Just don't get it too many tears on it and make the pictures blurry.

It's funny cause my name is Dave

I didn't know that Lysol could be use as a feminine hygiene product!  Holy Crap!  No wonder Dave locked her out.  She has germy lady parts.