Thursday, November 11, 2010

If I talked to my wife this way...

not only would she not make me coffee, I wouldn't be getting "anything" for my birthday. It's a good thing that I don't drink coffee.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Miracle diet of the ages!!!

Imagine eating everything you wanted and never having to worry about gaining weight.  Well, people could with these wonderful jar packed, sanitized tape worms.  At least they're easy to swallow!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Ruining Self Esteem one dress at a time

I know that Lane Bryant is marketed to women with curves.  I didn't know that they called their customers Chubbies!  I feel bad for the little girls that had their feelings hurt by ads like this one. 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

They like that you keep your Oncologist in business...

A doctor today would never suggest that you smoke a certain brand of cigarettes.  Camel did it though.  The guy probably became an Oncologist to help the people that he helped become cancer ridden.