If I talked to my wife this way...

not only would she not make me coffee, I wouldn't be getting "anything" for my birthday. It's a good thing that I don't drink coffee.

Miracle diet of the ages!!!

Imagine eating everything you wanted and never having to worry about gaining weight.  Well, people could with these wonderful jar packed, sanitized tape worms.  At least they're easy to swallow!

It's time to start your Christmas Shopping.

This one is a little bit sexist, but it definitely would make Christmas shopping easier.  Guys seem to never know what their wives want, but this can save some time.  Just don't get it too many tears on it and make the pictures blurry.

It's funny cause my name is Dave

I didn't know that Lysol could be use as a feminine hygiene product!  Holy Crap!  No wonder Dave locked her out.  She has germy lady parts.

It's true...they care about good looks.

I think this Palmolive soap ad could easily be used today.  It's true.  Guys don't care as much if a woman is clever.  They want her to look pretty.  She could easily be an attorney or a doctor, but if she's an ugly one, most guys will not look twice.

But is it cold?

She ruined dinner...but at least she bought him beer.  I'm just a bit surprised that he's happy that it's Schlitz.

Get it? It's because they don't think they can drive.

I showed this ad to my wife and got a dirty look.  She didn't think it was very funny.  I find humor in something that is so non-PC.  The only way this could have been worse is if they showed a picture of the guy's wife...and she was Asian. 

Some may think she does it on purpose..

Things were different back in the day.  According to this window into the past, a husband would regularly spank his wife for misbehaving.  How dare she not store test her man's coffee.  I do wonder if she likes it though...