It's a good thing, considering my budget.

Comparing a car to a woman is not a new thing.  The old Cords and Duesenbergs used to talk about the curves of the car and liken them to a woman's curves.  And this Subaru costs so little to keep happy, not like a typical relationship.

Get it? It's because they don't think they can drive.

I showed this ad to my wife and got a dirty look.  She didn't think it was very funny.  I find humor in something that is so non-PC.  The only way this could have been worse is if they showed a picture of the guy's wife...and she was Asian.